Mr. Rise, you know I don't like real people But the way this conversation is currently headed is nice. Should we pillow fight and gossip now? Edit: And fingerpaint.
When Lunar Weaver sees that, he is going to be the happiest boy in the world! ~ These User Notes are just a dirty den of depravity! o_O ~
Now they are.
These are the most homo-erotic user notes in the history of EoFF
Apparently he's also going to rub baby oil all over himself and then try to do cartwheels. I don't make stuff up, it's all true.
It's getting veryyyyyyyyyy hot in here I bet £20 LunarWeaver takes off all his clothes first
Did i just heard someone speaking about baby oil!?
What about PAM? That way I'll go away feeling skinny. Or I can rub myself down with some lard, that would be fun.
Don't forget to cover yourself in oil first. Not baby oil either.
Dammit, I knew I was going to regret putting that Mr. in there. I am the old suicidal man, not you Lunar. *falls from chair* dammit broke my hip again. Time to stick the old head in the oven and turn it on. No one may watch my passing, as it will be very slow. Also the smell of the gas from the stove as well as the gasses coming off me will send people running away. New form of suicide vs. old form of suicide. Oven > Kayak
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