Yar
has a sparkling reputation
hello

I-I've let you down. I have dishonered you! *stabs self the samurai way*

But anywayz, the new RW episode looks interesting. Bronne finally gets pissed off...I guess all the insane people he's surrounded with finally got to him.

What you COULD say is: "What a coincidence. I look EXACTLY like Skeletor." Duh. :P

I blame Masters of the Universe for my unrealistic expectations in potential partners.

Well, the things we watch as children influence us as adults. :P

Embarrassingly enough, I had to look that up because I couldn't recognize that it was Janet.

Does Pokey imply any pertinent desire on your part?

ok bro i just wanted to be sure, you can never be too careful which is why i carry around a can of pepper spray and a rape whistle

i was going to post something but i forgot what so i'm posting this instead

The Arrested Development movie is official! It's scheduled for 2010!!!

Actually that's a lie, but I wanted you to have a moment of pure happiness.

hey, stop texting my phone, parents went through my smurfing messages last night for some reason. =/