Yar
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Yar-yars is offline often. How are things? Diet? Exercise? Results?

PG wants to know !

"I call the shots."

It really is freezing. My nipples could cut things in all this cold. The good news is I can fake smoke when I exhale.

What seems to be the problem, lad? I hope this isn't a gingivitis thing.

I keep going to bed so late and waking up so early. I look like death came here and cockslapped me these days.

There is no Alaska according to my custom made map.

That's not incesty! I think it's cute. Well, it would be if either of them were cute. If Miley and Ryan Seacrest started dating, I think Joel's head would explode.

What debacle is that? I don't keep up with her much. Is this the sheet thing? It's not incest if it's video taped, you know. Then it's just research.

I called up Cupid for you. He said he'll swing around and fix it after he's done playing Pong with Miley Cyrus.

I have difficulty keeping up with my '00 rap-induced lore