Yar
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hello

If it will make you feel better, I will designate you a lemur.

I weigh 122 pounds these days! I used to weigh 115. Now I'm a fatty Fast food is bad for you >O! I'd rather make out with a cow.

Fast food is the devil! As is Twilight! As is the actual devil!

What happened to your lovely custom title?

This all sounds like too much human interaction. I'm afraid I cannot give it a stamp of approval.

I didn't mean to do that! You're very smart, despite your Pokey thing.

Eat some frozen coffee.

Nah feet are kinda gross actually. I only wanted it because you hyped them up! Hype is dangerous. Don't pump up the volume if you can't dance to the tempo. You know what I'm saying?

Or does everyone else not use enough? That's how I play it over here, kiddo.

Picture of said feet or the lies will destroy our budding friendship forever.

Just to toy with you I'm going to cut off your feet in your sleep!

That may be a bit drastic now that I think about it.

Oh no That's sad. I hope you were alright. If it makes you feel better, I don't plan on changing this for a short while.

Er, I mean-... I'm going to get you to 1,000 visitor messages.