Mogi
is a Level 1 Squire
Astounding!

Laptops are handy, but if you don't need one but still want one, then your best idea is to get something really cheap. It might not be fantastic, but it'll still do the basic things that you'll need/want it to do. It's just hard because they'll never be as good as desktops without costing a fortune :/

Yeah, they have a tiny download limit before it cuts my speed. The laptop I'm on currently is slow enough on its own, but my desktop is condition green!

Hopefully! I think I'll wait until my ISP is changed though, because even loading pages takes a long time these days :/

Anime is so expensive over here and I have nowhere to download it. I would stream it but my net also sucks :/
So I have to rely on the good will of others for my fix and that doesn't work a lot xD

Publishing is the dream, writing is the goal
Hell, I'll self-publish on a small-scale if I have to!

You know, I just might. Every time a good story idea hits me I start drafting an outline because I would really love to publish lots of books!

Growing up in the bush has taught me to use materials in a useful way that is other than their intended purpose. I will gather large amounts of plastic and steel drums and make them into bouyancy devices, which will be attached to the bottom of my floating continent.

I will send my minions down to the beach with a drill. They will swim out to sea for a few kilometres, then swim down and drill straight across. After that, I will create a blade that is as long as the breadth of Australia. An engine will sit in the middle, and it will spin the blade, slicing the ground to detach it from Earth. Assuming the ground is not strong enough to contain itself, I will create a plastic layer so that the soil does not disperse into the ocean.

Surely they've got some history they don't want floating about the internet!

But hijacking it sounds good too. And ransoming it for Australia will allow me to continue my plans of world domination. I want Australia as a floating island base. Like the floating city in BoFII, but an island

Brilliant. If that fails, I'll just try blackmail or extortion. That's always a good safety.