GeneralSapphire
is holding an ORB
Healer

haha wey 100 usernotes!

ohh thank you, so kind, im glad that youths of these days arent all chavs!
im too old to go collect them, what with all the dangers of a walk!my walking stick would break



(i offend no one)

indeed, i will slip them in for you

a casserole?hmmmm, now i dont mind wild wolves, are they avaliable for my spare appointment at 2:30 tomorrow?

its ok, i now have control over them. they are travelling to my next door neighbours to become a big casserole

ohhh what next the birds! why do they pick on me!i tell you im choking again!ohhh theres a pig in my room now, no stay away no.....no dont take that, no...get away

THE MOOSE ARE ATTACKING

youre right, hope, those chickens shall pay for taking Daisys looks away.
do you know a cow lawyer?shes picky is my cow

Congratulations. (I found the plunger!)

She can sue and recover nicely. There's still hope.