Eiko Guy
is holding an ORB
I miss kinje longaway :[

BIG DEAL! My Lv. 6874932 Human Summoner has 126 to all stats! Not only that but I deal 33864 damage with each strike of my Dragon Sword Of Fortitude +6! Not only that, but each of my quests have been completed three times! Also, my armor has a protection rate of 6890! Not only that, but my Intelligence and Vitality are maximized! I also have the Doom FLight +20 spell! With the King's Tiara +5! I also finished the Cave Of Magic Wonders, at level 4437! Beat that, puny gnomes! +8 Dorkitude!

That's nothing compared to my half-fairy, quarter-super hero and quarter-supreme mage of all supreme magics with their PWN magic and their anti-noob shield meaning not attacks from noobz or attacks aimed at noobz can hurt her. Then she has her black magic, white magic, pink magic, rainbow magic, grey magic, green magic and summon magic with the ultimate summon Anti-Bahamut that completely destroys Bahamut and all his forms and makes the universe implode. If this character dies then Anti-Bahamut is instantly summoned.

Psssh...

I also have a half-orc, half-mermaid Arcmage who is equipped with the legendary, Bow of Super Sublime Sadist Supreme Salvation, which adds +90% Health, +525,600 Strength and Mana, plus the ability to cast healing spells at -100 MP. She's also able to summon, Bahamut-PWNmeister, who has double the stats of regular Bahamut, and has a unique Limit Break which heals all damage and pwns all noobz!

Yeah well my Super ultra summoning babe of doom PWNINATES all with her awesome array of summons and her super ultra flashy staff of snazzy death which has +500 attack and magic and the ability cast: Bahamut on hit. Read it and weep and your pathetic lives noobs.

Noobz! My Elf Paladin is equipped with the legendary, Sword of Super Extreme Pwnage, which provides +19 Strength +20 Mana and +666 Charisma and Dexterity!

Suck it!

I AM INSPIRED! Inspiration +4!

This is officially the RPers usernote page. YOu aren't great until you post hee and get inspired to stab an elf with a rusty knife +2

You're cool.

Oh my god, like, I was feeling the same thing! So, here's a usernote.

I thought you needed a usernote so here you are