Calliope
is almost as sage as Dr Unne
*permanently smitten*
A Vey Good Friend

Do... do I apply it to my vagina?

Welcome to the SIDE of JUSTICE!

I did a pulp parody of being a CK btw and only one or two of them actually got it

Complain to staff in Feedback,
try to make friends inside chat.
Rep some posts and come December,
pretend you never won Best Member.
But still you'll never get it right
'cause when you're saying you're not a Knight
watching your profile be smurfed by Paul
if you PMed BoB he could stop it all.

You'll never post like regular members
You'll never do what regular members do
You'll never fail like regular members
You'll never watch your threads slide out of view, and troll and spam and screw
Because there's nothing else to do.

omg my bad xD So! The plans are now as: I will be departing on the evening of March 28th, which is a Friday, and not arrive until late that night. I forget what little suburb it is I'm staying in, but it's not Seattle proper. My event does not begin until 8pm, so I'll have all day Saturday until then! I'll probably leave around 1pm or so the next day on Sunday. What do you think?

Oh, which plans! Portland or Seattle?

I will be in Seattle in two and a half weeks!

Yes, sounds good! I have abit of a busy day but I will set aside time to message you I'm glad you had such a great day!

I've been spring cleaning and it's funny how unburdened I feel after doing so.

It's a great change, isn't it! I am having a good day, thank you. I soaked in the tub for over an hour. How's your day? How did your tea party go?

Actual response: WHAT THE HELL?!

ME TOO

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And yeah, I am just ready for all this to get over.

She does.