Kenji Longaway
is holding an ORB
Banned

I think you're the real genious

You will be hearing from the KGB soon enough.

I just wanted to say goodbye before you get your shiny pink title.

I hope someone breaks your hands and mouth:
I am so smurfing tired of hearing about Jessica.

You sir, are quickly finding the "exit only" door.

Jessica Simpson is as much a genius as Rinoa = Ultimecia!

Originally Posted by You

I love Jessica. She is such a honey.
She doesn't go around in the streets not wearing panties like some people,( You know who you are ) she has class.
I love her spectacles,( eyes, peepers, orbiculorous organ, etc. ) There so brown and glowing, like brown sugar, because she's just too sweet.

Love her hair. Especially when she curls it, and puts it back in a pony tail.

And her skin is all smooth, and tanned, it's like the color of honey; once again indicating that she's just too sweet.

I don't even have to explain how sexy her body is.
She should be a Final Fantasy character; because she is a fantasy, mine.
They could call her character Campbell's chicken soup, because she is Mmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm good.

I hear she is dating some guy named David Mayer. He's Jewish. Like her. Jessica is half Jewish. She told me. Actually, Ashlee did. If Ashlee is half Jewish, then you know Jessica is. Unless they have different fathers. But both of them look just like Joe, so thats unlikely.

I love Ashlee too. Ashlee is an angel. I love them both, equally.
I wish my wife was Ash, or Jess....or even Madonna. That would be so awesome. I wouldn't even have to work, because they are so rich.

Now if you will excuse me, I have some fantasies to daydream about.

And that is by far the creepiest post i've ever read.

Truly, I do not understand...

come to the kitchen and chill with me.

=/