two
is holding an ORB

When I saw your profile and the fact you only had two usernotes, I was torn. I was torn between the desire to maintain the irony of user two having two usernotes, or the urge to post my bemusement at your choice of username while issuing some form of greeting, thus giving you three usernotes.

I believe it is clear which option I took.

Perhaps you should request your name be changed to three and hope no more usernotes are forthcoming?

Anyway, I shall post my bemusement:

Howdy! Cool name.

...one...BLASTOFF!