Hazzard
is a Frocobo

Rengori's tongue is too rambunctious for my liking.

Hazzard, that's a PENIS you have, not a vagina. Stop deluding yourself.

Vagina secks = winwinwin baby!

Let's have massive butt secks

dibs on being the man in this relationship

mek sure yu bring sum chicks wen we rollin' thru teh streets, ya here!
We be lookin' fly asa maddafuk**

We gon' roll homie or what?

Ain't he just. I can't think of anything witty to say about your profile pic...um...

MONOCHROME! AHAHAHAHAHA, I'M SO WITTY!

I don't know, but supporting Arsenal is the right way to go!

I heard there are places on the internet where one can engage in conversation with other people. Is this fevered dream of a madman true?

There's a lot of things you don't know, Resha, learn up a little, ehh?