Hazzard
is a Frocobo

I vill Zeriee' aggrieved at your declining, but plz, be my friend, yes?

Vat? You are le speeking in zee accent of zee frrrench wiz me?? I would not wizsh to be your seksualle torturaire. But merci.

It's just there.

My friend, what is with the "Org..." part?

If you become a superhero you should be "The Orgazzard".

It'z pronounced "Ha-zai-deck" my cute lil' friend

Apparently not Wisconsinian.

vat kinda accent eeez diz~

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Only if you asks.