demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

What's beautiful? The worms or the teddy bear?

... I'm glad you have such a.. tight bond with your mum. I'm sure she takes.. real good.. care of you.

Good job. Next step is to get you a lady friend to take care of those urges whenever, wherever.

WHAT MORE ADORABLE IS THAT I COOKED HIM ALONG WITH HIS WORMS TODAY!

Well you'd better take care of that and then come back, can't have you being distracted when we're tryin' to converse!

Yeah it would be pretty funny to do what you said, and I'd get lots of money for it because people are horny

Wait, what? I didn't mean a sex line, I meant a hotline for how to get people sex

I should start my own dating help line or something, I know what's going on

I have a little teddy bear that had flowers growing on his head! Isn't that cute!?

Actually it is worms that is growing on his head but I said its flowers so that everyone will be happy.

I have finals anyway