demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

When you rule the world, people will give you what ever gifts you so wish. And they will enjoy it. Or else..

Don't worry, we can go to a class for "hipcats" and learn how to be "cool dudes" just like all the "gangster" fellows. They call it "Street slang for dummies". I took offence to the dummies part, so I burnt down the teacher's house and left a bag of flaming on his charred lawn.

The plan is phantastic. With a "ph" for added "coolness".

The housing commissions are built entirely of framed photos of us. Meaning they aren't very weather proof. Nobody wants to go there, all they see is us before the elements take them forever.

"You must purchase and display at least one of the shots you see this week. Failure to comply will result in your house being repossessed and your confinement to a housing commission"

All television is compulsory. All television must be paid for.

Unless you lose.

Wii Tennis.

Why stop at one? We should award ourselves two, and then one more for the great effort it took to award the medals.

Squash.