demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

I cant swim, so

I also don't like beaches.

Get less sunburn that way.

The Federation of Awesome. The Slave's Dictatorship of Planet Earth. D-D-topia. St Demonville de Nationale.

Or something? Naming countries is hard

I do make some good shades.

We should name the nation first, that way we can praise it throughout, as well as praise ourselves.

What business?

Because there is no need for them to have any money. They will have precisely what they need to live as servants to our awesome empire.

Ah yes, nothing like a movie reviewer for a good laugh. There is a place for them in the new world, they just won't be paid as much.

Who listens to movie critics nowadays? I pass them off as loonies who need to get out more.