demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

Adam and Eve is a good place to start. Once I've got camps, assignments and exams out of the way, I'll draft it up and give you a read

Pity my army sucks

Don't worry, I've created a mock version of classic Bible stories before, I'm sure I can create us a Bible for our religion

There has and will never be any leaders as brilliant as us.

We have to employ someone to make a game about our awesome conquests. It will be the best selling game ever, spawning millions of spin offs and merchandise.

Haila Mussolini.

Heheh, I like the way you think DD.

Magic will come in handy in more ways then one

That could be put to so much good use around here