demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

It would also make those "geniuses" who told everyone the world wasn't really flat look like total douches. Which would make us automatically look like geniuses (which we are, of course). Plus, the added bonus of rockets! In fact, a flat planet would be much easier to move. Like a planet-sized Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise!

But for now, while we're starting out, it's to our advantage that time zones are different. We can lauch cyber attacks when everyone else is asleep! Unless they're insomniacs, but they're so tired they become useless anyway

And then other solar systems once our conquest expands. There is no limit to the control we can have.

Which would mean more scientists would join our cause, meaning even more awesome creations! This just gets better and better

Flying Monkeys are so Wizard of Oz, but I think Flying Gorillas would be brilliant. You have all the pros of a flying animal and all the pros of a gorilla. And I don't think there are cons to either of them, especially when combined!

It'll be a nice mobile weapon to gain the advantage in our conquest of the planet. And once we have a stranglehold on the planet, perfect control will be exercised to prevent any sort of mutiny. This cannot fail.

They've finally settled on the name Australia. I'm still working out the kinks in my plan, but I'm sure I'll get this mobile fortress up and running at some stage. And I'll rename it then, something fear-enducing like "Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise" or something.

Sounds like something from a Red Alert game.

Unfortunately, some of the big wigs thought it would be smart to send the criminal masterminds to some island on the other side of the world. So I've been trying to take over and create my own moving island fortress!

We'll run all the blister oitment making companies out of business to have a complete monopoly over the public's money (as if we needed a pseudo-legit way to do it anyway).