demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

What if I join your plot to take over the world?

But I was nice to you one time.

As I'm a friend of Jiro, will I have to wear bowling shoes two sizes too small for me?

It would be pretty dastardly to force people to wear them at all times

The last time I went bowling was before I stopped being such a scrawny weakling, so I can probably bowl real heavy balls real fast. The shoes are stupid though, why make them annoying and ugly?

Nothing says "We know we're going to win" like bowling! I'm pretty mean with a bowling ball too, 218 is my best!

You've planned this very well, I commend you on your incredible strategy.

The Americans are no danger, they just keep throwing themselves against our impenetrable wall. It will be a quick victory!

If Tom Clancy's EndWar is anything to go by, Russia is the easiest to invade.

A monkey. A freaking monkey. And it has not one, oh no, not one, but two asses. The monkey must have a hat, a brilliant hat to match its own brilliance.