demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

That's the best career move anyone can make, Jesus would be a powerful ally and it would convince all the religious types to vote for you

So perfect that it cannot fail!

That will help the planet live a little longer. It will also make it impossible for unco-ordinated people to get anywhere

The feminine sounding name will lull our enemies into a false sense of security. It's perfect

Not that I can think of, but I'm sure you can come up with one. I'm sure we can rig those elections better than the North Korean one!

You have my vote already. It just doesn't count for anything.
Wait, I have an idea...!

I'll get the English kids around here deported, and somehow control their parents so they vote for you! Or something xD

I'm sure you would be infinitely better than this Gordon Brown fellow.

Mass hysteria is something best avoided. Unless, of course, you are planning to take over the country, in which case it is definitely beneficial.

That's true, you could indeed get a drought and it would be quite weird.

At least you won't have to worry about droughts xD Although I wouldn't look forward to constant rain even if it were a drought.