demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

I love everything you do.

N'aww, Ikkle Jakey *ruffleruffle*

I like your bars.

I voluntarily associate with people like you. My self diagnosis states I'd have to be incredibly stupid to do something like that.

No one can help me. I am too simple minded.

Tell me about it. I come close to punching most of them at the best of times ¬.¬

Eh. That's a lot of effort. I'll probably just make fun of you in my usual ways.

WHAT THE smurf. GOD I hate customers. Once I had a customer who basically unloaded about 7 items across the whole of the conveyer belt. I pushed them a bit so that they would all bunch up so that the people behind her could unload the shopping onto the belt. The woman then proceeded to turn round and go 'Nooooooo' like she was talking to a 5 year old child. 'I spaced them out so that they wouldn't get squashed and now you're squashing them' Bollocks was I squashing them. URGH CUSTOMERS.

Have a good weekend

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This describes it perfectly for me.