demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

Well that sounds awesome. Is there alot of british people near where you live?

My bionic eyes just imploded. You bastard

I don't wanna scar you. My eyes are fake. Upon watching the video, two deformed crows flew through the window and ate my eyes from the sockets. But I relished the moment, as it meant that I could no longer watch the horrifying ordeal upon the screen

They aren't women

It kinda got contaminated with some illegal lesbian porn and a long winded explanation of how a Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometer works...but other than that, it played like a dream. Panic over

Man, that sounds like such a blast. I never knew you had such an eventful life! Mines pretty boring in comparison :[ My best story is the time I took a toilet break at school, and slipped on the wet floor. I slid so far that I went back in time and parachuted into Normandy, where I then got shot by a tank, an antiair gun and a flamethrower. Thankfully, that was when I woke up and found out I'd fallen asleep on top on my PS2 and that my brain had melted into my disc of Medal Of Honour.

Well I'm glad the story came to a happy ending. And publishing where

Maybe it was that time you used a saxophone to improve the sound quality of your fart, but it ended in a literal shit and it went over the fence and onto the preschool class next door?

You live in England right?

I think those are for the kids
What would you have to do?