demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

I do like your #firstworldproblems but I do also like the "I'm not gay but sometimes I look at my penis and think yeah that's good". You are a top bloke but, as a foreigner with absolutely no first hand knowledge I have to warn you that Manchester is a dangerous place.

Lulz. But what if you just ended up wearing make up?

Hell yeah. /smug

Shotgun vag.

So you want to take her to Paris?

Haha. Yay!

You didn't let me down.

But I do believe I was promised a picture of a sexy lady.

I had to look up and see what a Freddo bar was. At first I thought it was some kind of portable alcohol station.

Also wtf I don't even.

That means I am victorious! I take cash payments, trophies, virgin sacrifices and also non-virgin sacrifices.

Is number 1.134, I see. I'm sorry, just not happening.

Anything you put in there I get to keep.

Seems like I need to get to stabbing somebody here. You are hereby banned from all nighttime protections from bad dudes.

You're gonna think about this when the swamp things are knocking on your door and you need a cuddle.