demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

Cursed with a woman's inability to come to the point. Because my brain is so much smaller.

If they require a reassuring cuddle before they drift off to sleep I'll sometimes oblige, even for no extra fee. But that's only for the ones I like.

I only sleep with men to protect them from vampires, Frankensteins, wolfmen and swamp things. There's no sex.

Trying to drum up sales for my alternative prostitution.

People will buy anything if it has an awesome advertising campaign. And I think you can think of something excellent in that department.

Some kind but not the fun kind.

Bookify it, there is surely a market for that sort of thing.

Is that like a hundred people who have reblogged your images or what? Image quality is rubbish, you should know better than this. HOWEVER, congrats on being awesome!

I'd expect to get raped in your fine country. I'm sure there are a lot of easy birds (probably not easy and fit but you can't win 'em all) but I also imagine you have a lot of angry and aggressive people who wouldn't mind a bit of aussie for dessert.

It's confusing. There are so many rapists but still there are people to be raped!