demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

That's how true Australians act y'know! We're all old male rapists.

You appeared to have teeth in the last photo I saw, though dentures are pretty awesome. I'm like Alf Stewart in the rape dungeon way.

I don't understand how you're the less sophisticated one. I live is Australia, I'm at an inherent disadvantage. Also I don't like being compared to you because we're both awesome in different ways. Some similar ways too I suppose as well, but mostly we're just awesome in our own rights.

And yet despite all your numerous shortcomings, I still like you man. You're a true bro.

Haha I've just been busy with work, and my parents and brother were visiting the past few days. I'll sign on now!

That's a little bit disturbing, bowel irregularities. *shudder*

"gwaaah, gwahhahahaaaa" is how I imagine you to say it now.

Just a normal hammer is fine. I like saying "Stop, hammer time!" before cracking their skull in.

You could hurt someone with that thing. Don't kill anyone, that'd be awkward to explain.

If I could have a hidden blade, I'd probably consider the big chop too.