demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

If it's horrendous enough that may work, they've gotten pretty good at smelling out fear lately. The radioactive waste dumped into the sewers they crawled out of possibly caused the formation of nega-hobos. They're ruthless quick and elusive. I wish you luck. Don't shower for at least 3 weeks before attempting the trip if you scare easily.

Take a right off the XXX entertainment store and the Waffle House, there's a creaky flickering neon Light on the wall of the alley and above the door pointing to the "hospital".
Be careful, the hobos have evolved to the point where they can smell fear.

Thaaanks.

I wish I could review my rep messages, because I've completely forgotten what I said. xD

Okay then it's settled. As soon as you have all $75,000 in cash come to my warehouse downtown in the dark alley with all the dead cats and hobos.

I don't even want to know how that happened.
Okay then would a dora the explorer sticker suffice?

I liked you.

What about a bouncy ball in replacement of a sticker? We can negotiate here.

Ah, right. That saves money for everyone!
I wonder if that carnival downtown has some useable lollipops in the dumpster... I may give that a try.
Now remember, I need the money in cash so you can get your precious strawberry lollipop.

Strawberry? More like RAWBERRY!

Anyway, your choice, sure strawberry! It may or may not be past the expiration date.