demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

You get a free bouncy ball and a lollipop of your choice for flavor.

I should probably point out that this experiment is to obtain a valid reason to start experimenting. We hear the money from successful medical research has a decent cash income so we thought we would give it a go. Okay I signed you up, now I will wait for the payment for seventy five thousand dollars in cash. You know where to find me when you get the money for the procedure.

So are you willing to do the procedure? There's no need to be worried it has a whopping 30% success rate!
side effects may include headaches, vomiting, suicidal thoughts, explosive diarrhea, death, physical distortion in the torso, and potential dismemberment.

I am joyous to announce that pennies are not needed either. Actually I was implying that if death were to occur we would have one of your nearest family members pay for the procedure.

I am returning the favor.

It would only take a short amount of time. I assure you, if death were to occur you wouldn't need to pay a dime for the procedure.

We shall have to agree to disagree then.
I pray that you will open your heart to the idea... but alas that takes time.

When you put it that way it sounds so... juvenile! We find people victim to such injuries and give them a well paying job in the industry of prostitution. We have a very good cause sir, and I will not have you besmirching the Cripple-kink name!

Hey different strokes for different folks.

Pure speculation my friend. I can say that he I mean she is truly a female, a legal female that is just extremely err... physically limited. No need to call the cops on poor ol' me.