demondude
is a Level 10 Chemist
Banned

I might need to learn how to levitate before I try that one. Or go bungee jumping

Breathing is for chumps who like oxygen. Oh jesus I'm typing while laying down sideways so hitting the keys is really hard. It might just be the hardest thing I have ever done

You know what is great about those chairs? Sitting on them while in the water. Sometimes they sink to the bottom so you're like some kind of underwater relaxer

Oh my, that's not good at all! How about one of those pool chairs then?

What about hammocks? Can you make me a hammock? I am feeling too lazy to sit down but not lazy enough to lie down, so I wish to... hammock

I see you are well versed in the making of cabinets! Excellent!

And that, my friend, is why you are a man above all others.