Værn
has become well known in these parts!
Phantasmal Killer

I think you are right! He is too dumb to rearrange our name!

Why are you so smart Værn? How can I go without you?

He is much more evil than us.

What should we do?

We got a competitor! We will never win at the Evil people Olympics if he is around.

We will need to face our greatest challenge!

Have you heard of this individual name Old Manus?

Hallodick!?

How about that!!??

Then I'll be Dick.

No one will guess I will be Dick right?

Only a guy will have a name like Dick.

That is what Pious Moose is all about!

Do you think we need code name so that the cops will never catch us?

We will drink, feast, party and make a bloody mess of things!

But we will not pay for anything. SOUNDS GOOD!?

But the sunflower seeds are guarded by a horny chocobo. -->

Look at him, repulsive and suggestive. What should we do?

Let's steal sunflower seeds from little hamsters!
I know the spot where they like to hide their prized treasure!

Pious Moose! It's sound so cute!!! I like it!!

From now on we are the Pious Moose, partners in crime holding hands and sharing lollipops!

Isn't that great?