The Ceej
is a rookie adventurer

Standard practice is to sacrifice a virgin. And I'm not asking him.

Then I'll take mint. What do I have to do? Kill a guy? Dolentrean maybe?

Sorry, I think they discontinued that. It was just a Christmas thing, from what I understand.

Do you have Dolentrean's blood flavor? That's what I prefer.

I've got mint, chocolate and vanilla. Any preference?

Is that you're calling it now? I would love to become partial owner of your Vienetta. Let me call my parents and tell them I have a new boyfriend.

Hey Ceej, want to share a Vienetta?

Don't worry. You're safe. At least until someone offers me ice cream.

I came in to leave you a user note... but after that last comment I dont think its such a good idea... sooooo I'll just be on my way then.

Why do you think you and I are the only ones left here. Someone asked me, "What would you do for a Klondike bar? Wouldja... Wouldja kill a guy?" and it just went downhill from there