Caraliz
is a Frocobo
Banned

Maybe the USA will cover my enormous expenses.

that picture put me at a loss for words xD

I wish the USA would come to me so I didn't have to pay to go there.

I heard through the grapevine that you are only five inches tall!

That would make you small enough to fit in somebody's pocket! :o!

I first saw this on the inside of a friend's locker, and I insisted that it was photoshopped. How wrong I was. I love his leg tattoos!

I was born with a full head of hair and a lazy eye and things went downhill from there.

Slag.

A friend of mine bothered me for weeks on end to listen to him and I never got around to it. And then I did and it was wonderful.

That song taught me that birds eat hair, and I am a much better person for it.

you can never drown me out !