Caraliz
is a Frocobo
Banned

At least the last thing is cute.

Hey you're getting pretty for dinner tonight

I do not.

*exaggerates*

*vacuums*

*enters daughter into beauty pageant*

You get all the good actions.

*staples*

*gentrifies*

*gets nominated for an Emmy*

I came to respond and totally forgot what you said.

Do you want me to pet you? It doesn't matter if you don't, since you are just a cat and I am a person and can do as I please. Aha!

Oh, I like this arrangement.

Oh. This is the part where I take off my mask to reveal that I am rhino butt.

No but the secret is now out.

That rhino butt part was an amusing twist.