Seraphic
is a Frocobo

The sanctity of heterosexual marriage is something I try to live up to.

He was just smart.
Left when it was due time for people to start having divorces and adultery and all that other fun stuff.
:3

If only they had paid Cupid proper wages and benefits.

But all that nasty bitch talks about is if you'll ever find true love.
And you and I both know,good sir,that it just doesn't exist.

You will use a 25 cent machine with an old gypsy psychic in it just like the rest of, bitch.

Or is it actually trying to communicate to me somehow?
Foretelling my future perhaps.

It's like the Sorting Hat except useless.

I did,but since the sole of my shoe can talk,it opened up as it hit the ground and made me trip.
That'll teach ME not to wear shoes with mouths.

I hope when you scoffed you kicked your sneaker against the ground in a penguin-y manner.

*scoffs* as if it were a big deal.
I can do it too.