Akaria
is holding an ORB
intelligent by design

Clearly you don't understand the dynamic between a man and a woman. You're supposed to be the one to fetch me food/beer.

ah to be the glove upon thy hand, so i may feel thy cheek.

waait a second.. i have to get you a unipony.. i thought u had to find one.. and then i would be pressured into marriage..

hmm.. yeah.. nvm i had to find it.. too bad i couldnt

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
I will try, but I am no good at metaphors so bear with me.

Hoi!

I'm good thanks. Trying hard to start on some school work but always difficult to push myself. How art thou?

I like to keep my cookies as close to my body as possible. The safest place tends to be inside my stomach, I've found.

*keeps cookies a little closer to his body*

Akaria, that's just greedy...besides, too many cookies would mess up the sexy figure of yours...

Am I crazy or did you almost tell me to do something?!

Bahaha sorry doesn't always help things...Cookies do. Get some cookies for me, Ara. Preferably from AK's bag. Actually, just give me the bag itself. I'll scrounge around in it to find yummies.

I will not apologize for my cheating ways.