Akaria
is holding an ORB
intelligent by design

So zombie grown guys are okay?

YOU TOLD ME NO BABIES ... and girls... that still leaves options! Not that I er... N-no no! Nonono...

Zombies never call you in the morning

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DOING ZOMBIES?!

Zombie Love
Well I luv yer soft squishy rottin’ face
An’ the way yer flesh droops all over the place
I’d-a kiss ya right to show ya mah luv
If-a only my lips wouldn’ keep fallin’ off

Well I luv yer peelin’ scalp an’ yer putrid charms
When I-a held yer han’ it broke off-a yer arm
I’d-a luv to jump yer bones in the back-a mah car
But I’m afraid my fambly jewels would-a fall apart

To dance with-a you is so dee-vine
It makes all th’ vertebrae pop from my spine
Yer sweet kisses ferment like-a wine
Ain’t nuthin’ like a luv long past its time

My hair's always drunk. I often have to keep it from doing crazy things

I heard that son...

I'm just here for the booze. Also, *drunk*

Hmmm...now to find a way to harassed this beutiful user...

Hair says hi... And so do I!