drotato
is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'
can we sleep now?

Chinese food when its alive... /joke. I train dogs at the local humane society. Unfortunately I had to take care of a couple gimpy dogs with broken legs that happen to be in rooms loaded down with cats. Felines hate me

I'm allergic to my job xD It affected me pretty hardcore today. My nose is bright red and my body is totally achey. But life goes on. My head's gonna pop if I sneeze one more time though. Also I might rub my nose away at some point. Yay

I pooped.

So how is Nikki's weekend going so far

Shrek's mom

I can always lie, but it may not work.

I hear you wanted a storm of panty pictures

I've missed being able to just sit on EoFF without logging out randomly whilst trying to read something important online. Still, how have you been lately?

Awwww. xD You are special.

Long story short, I have eleven toes. Don't tell the Nazis.