drotato
is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'
can we sleep now?

My mother's my sister.

I don't like wearing hats because I look ridiculous. But some people make hats cool. The bastards. I wish people wore more fedoras.

Film props! Like hats and stuff!

Ahahaha nothing is up *hides half constructed death ray*

If nothing else, I am a God among men.

Get out you racist! Why don't you go and mock people who are different!

You need more Albi, the Racist Dragon. That'd sort you out proper.

RACIST.

ALL OF THEM.

Or France.

No worries. My room is padded. As are the scissors... >_>

I just cut my hair. Thats always fun to do whilst intoximakated