drotato
is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'
can we sleep now?

If I had a lobster suit I would do exactly what that guy in my profile is doing.

Hey! I did not change it. They did. And they won't change it back.

Hey! I did not change it. They did. And they won't change it back.

Obviously not. It wouldn't be a secret if I just went around telling people.

Why, thanks. :O

I know, of course. Because I'm brilliant. But the rest of the world will never know. Sucks to be you guys!

We'll never know. If we ever found out, we'd be too dead to realise we'd found out. Unless of course, Samuel L. Jackson does die and nothing happens. But that's unlikely because he's immortal.

I have theorised that the world would simply cease to be if Samuel L. Jackson were to die.

That's like...ages away ):