drotato
is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'
can we sleep now?

BAHAHA! Damn those sucker stealing games! Making our kids so bad!

Good to hear. I'm none too shabby. Just getting ready for the Christmas season.

Indeed they do.

So how's life?

Well making sure you're surrounded by loving friends and family will no doubt help. I don't know if it will fix it, because yeah depression blows, but it's worth a shot!

Did you put on weight!?

Being completely free to make your own decisions is great! Especially once it starts fully sinking in.

I really ought to free you from this life of slavery.

Yeah! He made me look like a fool. lol

KABOOM! Nah cause then people would blame things like video games for causing it and well yeah.

I'm exactly that jackass. Thanks for the insult.