drotato
is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'
can we sleep now?

I know. I was gutted. I knew I should have been the one to call him. I'm a better liar.

Oh I have bushy eyebrows too. He is a man of eyebrow quality.

Its not your fault
I really miss you today :/

Oh dear, I'm so craving pizza now. xD

Well, we made the prank the night before. I stacked every chair in the flat outside his door. Like....8 chairs and 2 sofas. Then we all went to bed. Then we got up at 6AM, rang him and told him he needed to be out ASAP for whatever reason. Anyway, he's a lazy bastard and didn't come out.

Now just to track down his number xD

I took all of...maybe 5 minutes doing that!

Extra cheese goes without saying, no? :] Good choice, either way. I'm not sure if I have a favourite topping but beef tenderloin and garlic sauce is worth dying for.

I'll use one of those voice changers and warn him that Australia is watching him closely

You should shave his eyebrows.