Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

I won't be put in any zones!

Of course. If someone punches me, I'll hit 'em over the head with a shovel. I promise they'll stop punching!

It's a chance I'm willing to take, for the greater good!

I'm going to make it into a badge, and wear it everywhere. That way people will know I'm not crazy just by looking at me, and it's easier to transport.

Yeah, you have a point. There's got to be some way to convince them we're not crazy..

There's not nearly enough evidence to support R=U. But our theory, it's brilliant. No flaws at all.

It solves problems, Lance. Solves them.

Solves everything!

What the disciplinary committee gets up to behind closed doors. Or perhaps open doors, if they're into that.