Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

That's always a good plan to make, just in case. Hopefully you won't need one though.

It would be of more benefit if he became an honest lawyer. We need more like that.

There's always the chance he'll fail at becoming one

He's technically not a lawyer yet, so you can be let off

Good point. Punch him doubly hard then

Except your friend, because they can't be all bad. It'd probably be best if you never met a lawyer though, keep on the 'good' side of the law.

People who enter law because they have a strong sense of justice usually feel like they get punched in the face. (I have absolutely no real evidence of this fact)

I can't and won't common on their honesty, because I don't know them. But the stereotype is, lawyers are liars. At least, the "better" ones are. Law is as stupid as politics for the most part, too complex.

I wonder if you can honestly say "honest lawyer" without having the same effect as dividing by 0?

It's not like they even need it, they mostly come from high paying business and law careers.