Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

Don't tease me because I never finished boy scouts!

If only your hands weren't busy with cutting off the rope using the pocket knife I conveniently missed to deprive you of!

Just wait until I tie you to a chair and decide to reveal my evil master plan to you before I kill you.

Tell that to my super-mega advanced hyper guardian robot from the future who will turn against me in the end and be a necessary step on the road to my demise.

It's too late! The darkness is already rooted deep within me... Gya ha ha ha haaaaa!

My feeble knight brain is unable to process such change of tactics. Thus I will instead become an evil overlord who still believe he does the right thing.

My queen! Why has she not informed me... ! I was once her right hand, her closest servant... Am I now to be left in the dust? :weep:

A traitor, are you? Shall we go down to the torture chamber, perhaps, and talk things out?

I don't think it's too big, but I'm goldarn afraid of those things. As a loyal knight of her majesty the queen it is my duty to protect the land from those filthy monsters—not breed them!

It seems I posted in the wrong place! This visitor message system has got the better of me!