Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

Poach 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a cup.

Do you like eggs, Sir Lance of Alot?

*Insert Coins*

Lady of Shalott reference!

Yeah...I couldn't think of a joke.

hi.


note

I must say that it pleases me that my wit in Mafia is recognized by your sig.

Howdy

Didn't you sleep with your best friends girl? What a dick move!

ahh.. your username reminds me of a song from The Forgotten Realms titles by Elaine Cunningham


ELMINSTER'S JEST
Attributed to (read: "blamed upon") Danilo Thann


There was a knight who longed to wield a more impressive lance
To carry into battle, and to aid him with romance.
A wizard overheard the knight and granted his request.
The knight at first was overjoyed to see how he was blessed.

Chorus:
Hey there, ho there,
A lesson's coming through:
Be careful what you ask for--
For your wishes may come true.

The knight went to a revel with his weapon thus enhanced.
The lance made dining difficult and tripped him while he danced.
The next day at the tournaments he won the jousting meets,
For all who faced his fearsome lance fell laughing from their seats.

Chorus

The knight romanced a lady who admired his staff of oak.
They'd scarse begun their gentle joust before the staff had broke.
The knight sought out the wizard, who replied when brought to task,
"Your wish bespoke how long it WAS, and not how long 'twould LAST!"

Chorus

unless of course, you like to dance allot!!!!