Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

Give me a reason.

Yes, a three headed one. It's called Cerberus or something.

Ok I made you sad, which makes me sad. Let's just sit here in our sadness and be sad.

Old man like him might have difficulties trying to spot that "a". You know, he already had one foot in the grave and the other bitten by a zombie dog.

Did he spell it as Sir Erect-a-lot?

I am glad that my quote amuse you! I hope Del Murder amuse you too!!

Bash and churn?

Someone cut the brakes!

It's hard to keep balance on those, I suppose.

Then learn! You're gonna be on TV!