Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

Maybe if we have an insightful enough conversation it will result in our all-encompassing mind having an epiphany and realising we are too cool to stay unreal. Then proceeding to build real versions of us from clay and so we will live on forever in a way.

They are for me, and my terrible student's budget.

Maybe we're both part of a bigger mind and none of this is reeeeeal.

Drat, I hate it when that happens.

Are we in a mind-loop now?

As far as I know you could be a figment of my imagination.

Now you are talking

I don't like Donuts. I prefer coffee and cheesecake.

No one can have my Cheetos

Doesn't everybody?