Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

Dance me to the end of love.

You remind me of a man.

You do.

Don't underestimate those sneaky little buggers, they'll beat you down if you aren't careful.

Depends. I'm not going to step up to a fight needlessly. But I'm not going to give up to avoid violence. I'll kick some ass if need be.

He damn well could be.

Sure it is, he's had more time to perfect beard growing skills.

Yes but he's also older than me.

I seriously grew a pathetic goatee automatically. But it seemed to grow more on the left of my chin and my right sideburns where outta this world.

Good timing then. I was going to aim for New Years but it was getting annoying having to explain the strange growth all the time xD