Sir Lancealot
ain't afraid of no troll
Some Mitten Lover

I, uh, erm, saw it on tv once? Yeah that sounds legit. It was a doco on cannibals, right.

Just a hunch really xD

I'm not really one for eating people, the meat isn't as tasty.

Oh of course, that was one of my favourite bits. Although I think I would probably kill the guy if he followed me around, taunting with his little bard songs. What a jerk!

I didn't know there was a part like that. I have to track this down, it sounds fantastic!

If we ever get in trouble my first instinct is to run. I hope you're good at escaping too. If not I will have to pretend to have fighting skills and take down our opposition.

This goes for any sort of trouble. Caught shoplifting? Fight or flight. In trouble for accidentally breaking a window? Fight or flight.

Erm not quite

I remember catching a glimpse of it once and there were lots of lights and sounds and skin tight outfits. I feel the same way you do.

Europe is a little bit oversexualised and weird, which is fine. I mean look at Eurovision, that thing is crazy.

That's a good point. How did that get through censorship? I imagine the OFLC or whoever they are now didn't have the chance to discover that much.

I knew it was a persona but I forgot it was the phallus one. What spurred that?