IronOcean
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Hot Mess

Laaawl. Too bad football is more fail than Yoda.

What the hell? How did that come about?

Tell me about it. Like this one guy who whines about Iron Man being too weak at the end of the movie. Man, that guy made me want to strangle some orphans.

Oh wait, it's you I guess I feel upset after all.

I'm sorry, the Internet has hardened me to the point I cannot feel upset anymore.

I'm willing to give him another chance. I gave you one for never buying me a toy firetruck, after all. I'm just a very good person to be honest.

I can't tell if you're blocking him from your memory or just forgot he's dating our cousin. Either way, I now have 2% less hatred than before. 88% to go and I'll finally be marshmallows inside.

Revenge is overrated. I prefer to be lazy. I let my grudge against Brian go. Did you know? Now you will disown me.

I wish you'd hurry up and buy a Ps3 so I can disown you.

Smart of me to kill you off then eh? The one who sold you out was Educational Television.

Your weakness is electricity!

Lighting Blade!!