Blue Harvest
is holding an ORB
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Not so, actually. They usually have a cookie-eating orgie with the Brownie Sunday mafia. I almost lost it then...
O)_(O

I know!
But if you can last 2 weeks without going insane, they initiate you into the Cookie Mafia and give you your own super-secret cookie recipe. It's awesome.

Exactly the opposite, actually. They starve you but eat cookies in plane sight. They'll be just beyond your reach! O_O

I haven't been in Vegas since I was 7! :o

I know you will, Mr. Blue Harvest.

Too late. The magical cookie mafia is already after you.

YOU'RE the liar ;-;

Ooooh I get it.

This is like those electoral vote things.
Like... right now you're gonna promise all this awesome stuff so that I'll agree with you, but you turn out to be a big fat lyer....

I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR TRICKERY!
Although you do pull it off well, what with the cookies.

THAT'S IT?
D:<

That's so unfair.
=[

Well, actually, Vegas is closer and I wanna win a giant stuffed bear! :o