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02-14-2026, 02:38 AM
Wooooo! Wait, how was it unexpected? You tripped and fell and now you own a house?
I'd still be FF obsessed if they had kept making FF games....
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02-12-2026, 08:52 PM
Alright, two is sufficient.
Now we just need to organise a time that works for me in Nicaragua, BoB in the UK(?), and Dr. Acula in NZ.
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02-12-2026, 08:50 PM
Wow, I guess you WILL own something! Congrats!
Gonna adopt a dog. That's mostly it, tbh.
Wife, dog, money problems.
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02-10-2026, 03:24 AM
Yeah, I'm hoping the general collapse of US hegemony will enable the world to segregate itself from the entrouttification caused by the inherent...
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02-09-2026, 11:49 PM
I came in here to make this exact same joke.
Proud of the fact I apparently haven't changed in 4 years.
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02-09-2026, 11:48 PM
Wait, there's birthday emails?
Wtf. I want a birthday email.
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02-09-2026, 11:46 PM
I got in a drunken fistfight with one of you outside a Chinese police station and still wear what become the second of three consecutive annual...
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02-09-2026, 11:44 PM
Up dog
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02-09-2026, 11:43 PM
Where's Pete For President? Y'all need some Dark Souls love in your life.
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02-09-2026, 11:29 PM
God damn it, Christmas!
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02-09-2026, 11:28 PM
I want to run Mythic Bastionland and World of Dungeons and possibly Stonetop if we can wrangle up some long haulers.
Sessions will be held over...
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02-09-2026, 11:22 PM
I've been chin deep in The Long Dark lately and it is EXACTLY up my alley.
Cold, slow, thoughtful, challenging but fair, player driven, quiet, OH...
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02-09-2026, 11:17 PM
I'm going to condense a 19-page haterage essay about reddit and social media and discord etc. into this simple concept:
I prefer forums like EoFF...
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02-09-2026, 11:05 PM
I'm in nicaragua now.
I continue my world tour of communist dictatorships.
How is life going your end?
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02-09-2026, 11:04 PM
I take full credit for getting this bad boy back up and running.
I didn't contribute or even participate or have any presence whatsoever.
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02-09-2026, 11:03 PM
I stand by that thread. It's one of my best.
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02-09-2026, 11:02 PM
I AM ALIVE.
AND, LIKE, PROBABLY GETTING MARRIED SOON.
HOW ARE YOU OMFG
- Date of Birth
- April 11, 1981 (44)
About Balzac
- Real Name:
- Stu
- Gender:
- Male
- Biography:
- Full time slacker... I kid I'm a graphic designer and motion graphics designer. I also have 2 degrees, one in 3d animation and the other in video game design.
- Location:
- Hangcaster, England
- Occupation:
- Freelance Motion Graphics Artist
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Screen Names
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- balzac/carny
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- Favorite Final Fantasy:
- VIII
- Xbox Live Gamertag:
- CarnyVonCarnage
- Playstation Network:
- Mr_McFox
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- Von_Ghoulish
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- YouTube:
- Balzak309
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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